Uranus.
 

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The sameness of Uranus' appearance shows that the planet's atmosphere is mostly composed of one thing, methane, or poo-gas. Naturally, the planet appears to be blue-green because the methane gas of the atmosphere traps red light and does not allow that color to escape - like an older brother holding you down until another breath must be drawn.

 

As for the atmosphere of Uranus, heating the *air* from the "bottom" is more the rule than warming the atmosphere at the top with sunlight (like on Earth, hence hats).

Fig. 1 . Poo-gas heating from "bottom"

Uranus lies on its side, and its north pole faces the sun, which means it is in daylight for half of the year. As a result, a Uranus day is the same as a Uranus summer. A sun-bum resort - not for the anal retentive.

Rather than a left-right planetary rotation, the motion is more up Uranus. This observation may prove to be the distant source for the age-old colloquial retort, "Up yer ass [Uranus] sideways and rotate" which has also been expressed as, "sit on it and rotate". An unmistakable reference to Uranus.

Fig. 2 . Up yer ass sideways and rotate

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