Well, what can I say? Every site has to have some enormously silly page, and this is mine. Here you will find a small sampling of just some of the many and varied haircuts I have had. Some of the best aren't even here, but if I find them I will add them in. In the meantime, feast your eyes on some of these glorious stupidities...
I look like I just swallowed an assam*
Or just completely forgot how to get my my hair cut
Or got trapped in a hotel room with A Flock of Seagulls
Or dated Tom Waites' hair-stylist
Or maybe it was Andy Warhol's...
Or David Bowie's?!?!
It's almost a relief to get a buzzcut at Joey's in Vancouver after all that.
Or dye my hair black (nothin' quite so weird as black hair with blond roots...)
Silly animation by Alistair Morton.
This page built listening to LPs from Microdisney, Milton Nascimento, Shawn Colvin, Orson Welk and Aswad (scanning took a while...).
Last edited 97/01/22.
*Assam - an Asian delicacy: salted prunes. Massive pucker-up action and a very acquired taste.