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FREDHAIR

Well, what can I say? Every site has to have some enormously silly page, and this is mine. Here you will find a small sampling of just some of the many and varied haircuts I have had. Some of the best aren't even here, but if I find them I will add them in. In the meantime, feast your eyes on some of these glorious stupidities...

Fred with a flat-top

I look like I just swallowed an assam*

Fred with long hair

Or just completely forgot how to get my my hair cut

Fred escaped from a new-wave band

Or got trapped in a hotel room with A Flock of Seagulls

Fred in a hat

Or dated Tom Waites' hair-stylist

Fred Warhol

Or maybe it was Andy Warhol's...

Fred with red hair

Or David Bowie's?!?!

Fred in Vancouver

It's almost a relief to get a buzzcut at Joey's in Vancouver after all that.

Fred with black hair

Or dye my hair black (nothin' quite so weird as black hair with blond roots...)

Silly animation by Alistair Morton.

This page built listening to LPs from Microdisney, Milton Nascimento, Shawn Colvin, Orson Welk and Aswad (scanning took a while...).

Last edited 97/01/22.

*Assam - an Asian delicacy: salted prunes. Massive pucker-up action and a very acquired taste.

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